Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Really, Bruton...really?

Dear Mr. Bruton,

After all that has happened, sir, you continue to fail at being an artist. Not becasue of your lack of abilities, but becasue of your lack of morality.

It is clear, through your continued malevolent behavior and refusal to comply with the simple requests of your colleagues, that you have no intention of ever changing. It leaves me with a simple question . . . a challenge if looked upon from a certain point of view. Can you, in fact, do any art that is truly your own? Only time will tell, my sad, sad friend.

The sales pitch on your web page promoting your services gave me chuckle:

"There is absolutely no better or lasting gift than a drawing by a caricature artist who can humorously reveal the true character of your friends and loved ones, colleagues and business associates."

Well, here's a line drive right back at'cha:

"There is absolutely no better way of revealing an artist's true character than to make readily available to his friends and loved ones, colleagues and business associates, the drawings he has stolen."

I hope everyone who knows you will eventually come across these posts. Just so they can discover who the real Mark Bruton truly is.


Oh, and I figured I'd include your contact information for anyone who'd like to drop you a line and tell you how they feel about your "work":

(620) 339 - 9240

UPDATE - Sept 8th, 2010

15 hours after this post, Bruton's web page was updated . . . excluding the above drawings for the inventory. Only time will tell if things remain this way.


James Beck said...

Clearly Matt this guy is nothing more than someone who thinks using photoshop filters makes him appealing as an artist. At least that is what most of the horrible caricature works imply. I can't believe there are people out there who have that level of odasity. Anyways, hope all is well in NM. Ringling is treating me amazingly well this year and a refreshing start that has inspired me to work as hard as those like yourself. You're quality of work is truly great. Unlike some!!!

Matthew J Killian said...

James, It's great to hear from you and I'm really glad your year is going well so far at Ringling. Keep up the hard work because it WILL pay off. Thanks for the support!

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